tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21155635297036961752024-03-12T20:53:31.228-07:00Robert Bevan Fan ClubGordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-47519697290584007402018-09-02T05:35:00.001-07:002018-09-02T05:35:10.347-07:00Blowing off the dust<p dir="ltr">Caverns and Creatures books have continued to come out, along with the Shingles series. Life is good.</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-87455117452013722682016-04-20T05:02:00.001-07:002016-04-20T05:02:41.875-07:00Danny Mcbride as Cooper, by No Young Sook<p dir="ltr">Not only did Robert Bevan marry a babe, she's also quite the artist!</p>
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Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-64648536422440333232016-04-02T09:52:00.001-07:002016-04-02T09:52:50.326-07:00New short story coming down the pipe<p dir="ltr">Title is "The Unwashed Asses". We have cover art:</p>
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<p dir="ltr">(Full disclosure: Steve is a Facebook friend, but I'm not plugging his stuff with his knowledge or permission. I bought his book with my own money.)</p>
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Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-62963228550190173312015-11-23T23:51:00.001-08:002015-11-23T23:51:31.344-08:00Quote of the day: 11/24/15<p dir="ltr">"There was only so long someone could stand to argue with a possibly racist four-hundred-year-old woman."</p>
<p dir="ltr">-<u>Ibid</u></p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-58342118253239390942015-11-23T19:31:00.001-08:002015-11-23T19:31:45.231-08:00Quote of the day: 11/23/15<p dir="ltr">"Aside from smelling like spoiled meat marinated in liquid fart, they were ready for the clubs."</p>
<p dir="ltr">-Critical Failures IV: the Phantom <u>Pinas</u></p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-14006161017063152212015-11-22T23:36:00.001-08:002015-11-22T23:36:30.532-08:00Critical Failures IV is out!<p dir="ltr">Also, I really need to be posting more.</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-38180399089280600132015-11-13T23:36:00.001-08:002015-11-13T23:36:38.973-08:00Quote of the day: from "The Minotard"<p dir="ltr">Julian frowned. "You guys don't think it's a bit early in the day to start drinking?"</p>
<p dir="ltr">"Fuck that," said Cooper. "It still counts as last night if you haven't gone to bed yet."</p>
<p dir="ltr">Words to live by.<br>
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Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-56343111788117174472015-11-12T22:04:00.001-08:002015-11-12T22:04:55.684-08:00"Guts and Volts" is OUT*!<p dir="ltr">*Provided that you were smart and signed up for the Robert Bevan mailing list at www.caverns-and-creatures.com . Just like a crack dealer's business model, the first one is free...<br></p>
<p dir="ltr">And yeah, I will have to do some double posting to meet my post goal for the month. Expect to see some choice quotes and Bevanisms in the not too distant future. </p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-66395729505186698142015-11-06T18:56:00.001-08:002015-11-06T18:56:45.261-08:00Upcoming short story: "Guts and Volts"<p dir="ltr">I think I can guess what this one will feature. ..</p>
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<p dir="ltr">http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B017CJ1SE8?ref=aw_sitb_digital-text<br>
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Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-4351464848111966152015-08-29T03:22:00.001-07:002015-08-29T03:30:20.675-07:00(blows off dust)<p dir="ltr">Been slacking, and that needs to change. New blog post at the Caverns and Creatures blog. It's a good 'un about the recent drama surrounding the Hugo awards for fantasy/sci fi.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Hugo Loss: S-d P-----s Can Eat A Dick<br>
<a href="http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/8/28/hugo-loss-sad-puppies-can-eat-a-dick">http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/8/28/hugo-loss-sad-puppies-can-eat-a-dick</a></p>
<p dir="ltr">(I really don't want to add to the drama by naming names)</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-8403109639647242672015-03-23T06:57:00.001-07:002015-03-23T06:57:42.927-07:00New short story: A Fistful of Gold Pieces<p dir="ltr">99 cents at the Kindle store! Get some!</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-19916008486436053672015-02-24T11:05:00.001-08:002015-02-24T11:05:41.629-08:00Land Before Tim is out! $0.99 in the Kindle store!<p dir="ltr">Stupid phone won't let me post pics, but it's a sweet Jurassic Park parody. Get it today!</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-29265514447947264502014-11-16T18:59:00.001-08:002014-11-16T18:59:33.331-08:00Next short story in the works: " The Land Before Tim".<p dir="ltr">Word of God has it dinosaurs are involved. Yep <font color ="#000000">yep!</font></p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-53567491775588906422014-11-12T04:23:00.001-08:002014-11-12T04:23:05.552-08:00Elf Inflicted is live!<p dir="ltr">Get it <font color ="#000000">now!</font></p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-35346355932537996602014-11-11T01:39:00.001-08:002014-11-11T01:39:04.603-08:00Elf Inflicted coming soon!<p dir="ltr">It should be $0.99 as part of the current Kindle Countdown.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Woot!</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-89057244490857764442014-11-06T18:44:00.001-08:002014-11-06T18:44:10.043-08:00Kindle Countdown going on now!<p dir="ltr">Right now, all the Caverns and Creatures short stories and novels are only $0.99! The short story collections (d6, 2d6) remain $9.99, so buying the short stories piecemeal is actually a better deal.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Get some!</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-83255501166593250852014-10-29T21:27:00.001-07:002014-10-29T21:30:23.988-07:00New story in the pipes<p dir="ltr">Word of God says it'll be called Elf Inflicted and the rough draft is around 15,000 words. Here's hoping we get another story closer to the 3d6 collection by Christmas!</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-73021146088633396832014-10-06T05:22:00.001-07:002014-10-06T05:22:38.973-07:00Issues with Critical Failures 3 downloads<p dir="ltr">According to Robert Bevan's Facebook, people who downloaded a Kindle copy of Critical Failures 3 in the last day or so would have gotten a copy of Critical Failures 2 by accident. The issue has been resolved now, so you should be able to get the right book now.</p>
Gordon Guanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068556323490008175noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2115563529703696175.post-26922217565656212982014-10-04T08:33:00.001-07:002014-10-04T08:42:42.005-07:00Naga Please is live!<p dir="ltr">The Amazon description: "These big snake bitches think they can step to Dave and the C and C crew? Naga Please."<br>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Please-Caverns-Creatures-Robert-Bevan-ebook/dp/B00O5QS9VC/ref=la_B008962L2C_1_20?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1412436843&sr=1-20">Buy it now!</a></p>
<p dir="ltr">Full disclosure: Mr. Bevan was kind enough to ask me to beta read this. I still laid out three dollars for it because I want to see him get mainstream success and every grain of sand helps, right?<br>
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