"There was only so long someone could stand to argue with a possibly racist four-hundred-year-old woman."
-Ibid
The Caverns and Creatures Gang
fan art from evilgiggles.com
Monday, November 23, 2015
Quote of the day: 11/23/15
"Aside from smelling like spoiled meat marinated in liquid fart, they were ready for the clubs."
-Critical Failures IV: the Phantom Pinas
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Friday, November 13, 2015
Quote of the day: from "The Minotard"
Julian frowned. "You guys don't think it's a bit early in the day to start drinking?"
"Fuck that," said Cooper. "It still counts as last night if you haven't gone to bed yet."
Words to live by.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
"Guts and Volts" is OUT*!
*Provided that you were smart and signed up for the Robert Bevan mailing list at www.caverns-and-creatures.com . Just like a crack dealer's business model, the first one is free...
And yeah, I will have to do some double posting to meet my post goal for the month. Expect to see some choice quotes and Bevanisms in the not too distant future.
Friday, November 6, 2015
Fresh Cuts: the Breaking Volume
Going to have to double up to meet my post goals for the month. The good news is, we have two new short stories that are either available now or will be shortly. The first is called "Cockfightin'" and is part of a collection of short stories by various authors. I've just finished reading all of them, and my personal take is that the collection was money well spent. A lot of it tended to be dark, but all in all, it was a good grab bag featuring some very talented writers. Amazon.com link below.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B017CJ1SE8?ref=aw_sitb_digital-text
Sunday, November 1, 2015
It's NaNoWriMo!
In honor of National Novel Writing Month, I am pledging to make at least 30 posts in the next 30 days. Let's also hope that November sees the release of Critical Failures 4: the Phantom Pinas. In the meantime, we have a new short story, this one featuring Randy and Dennis, from CF3. It's called "Cockfightin'" and is part of a short story collection featuring various authors. I'll put up an Amazon link in the next post.
Saturday, August 29, 2015
(blows off dust)
Been slacking, and that needs to change. New blog post at the Caverns and Creatures blog. It's a good 'un about the recent drama surrounding the Hugo awards for fantasy/sci fi.
Hugo Loss: S-d P-----s Can Eat A Dick
http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/8/28/hugo-loss-sad-puppies-can-eat-a-dick
(I really don't want to add to the drama by naming names)
Monday, March 23, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Land Before Tim is out! $0.99 in the Kindle store!
Stupid phone won't let me post pics, but it's a sweet Jurassic Park parody. Get it today!
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